Though thy gods abandon ye, yet may ye find succour in Wizard.
Sorry, "Marvel prose" moment, there...
Apparently, I'm not the only one one curious about the Marvel vs. DC cookbook issue. The latest issue of Wizard has an article that not only confirms the existence of both and discussess their contents, but actually does a taste-test comparison of the two!
The bad news is, the review of the DC recipes is not flattering. I'm afraid my plan for a nouvelle cousine a la DCU will not come to fruition (although from the sound of egg/fruit smoothie the Flash conjures up, that's probably for the good of society).
The good news is...
the Marvel recipes are apparently MUCH worse, the overall assessment being "inedible even by a contestant on Fear Factor."
Perhaps the Danger Room's next step is to learn to cook...?