Thursday, May 16, 2013

Weird from any angle

Oh... and then there was the time that J'onn J'onnz took some pictures his for on-line profile on the hook-up site, martianmanhunt.com....



Hopelessly square or just impossibly weird?  It's J'onn J'onnz, who can say...?

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Rock, Hal's Head, Paper.

Monday we revisited one of my favorite themes (memes?), the Eyes of Hal Jordan.

It's less well known that the "Hal Jordan's Head" phenomenon, but much creepier.  Another HJ theme is that, as a function of Hal's vanity, he often winds up creating, fighting, or otherwise dealing with copies of himself.

It has been theorized that crossing the streams of these Jordanian phenomena might destroy the DCU as we know it.

Oh, wait.  Hal already did that once.

Anyway, for the curious who have been searching for that ONE panel that captures all three phenomena so they can have it blown up, framed, and put in their cubicle at work to keep everyone away (Hi, SallyP!), I give you this.  Ladies and gentlemen, the Ultimate Hal Jordan Panel:



Tuesday, May 14, 2013

And so it goes...

SO much has been said and written about Hal Jordan and Arisia (as that matter was back in the day).

Including this particularly ribald panel:

It's okay to nickname it, Hal, a lot of guys do; but 'the club'?  Really?  
You have have no imagination at all, do you?



But one thing that has NOT been said about it;

it's a haiku. A joint one (joined at the hips, in fact), but still a haiku.  Which I have titled:

"And so it goes..."


"WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
LITTLE SISTER.  WELCOME TO
THE CLUB!!"  "WOW. OH WOW!"

What haiku can YOU compose about the pre-Crisis world's favorite squicky couple?

Monday, May 13, 2013

H-EYE-J



YAAH!  It's the return of comics' most terrifying aspect:


THE EYES OF HAL JORDAN



Okay, fine: the EYE of Hal Jordan.


As previously established, Hal Jordan's real power isn't his power ring, or his indestructible noggin, or even his "waist down" power.

No, his real power is the terror that lies with in his creepy creepy eyes. So today we honor it with a caption contest:

WHAT IS HAL JORDAN (OR HIS EYE) THINKING?