Well, while you were lolling about in a post-New Year's Eve stupor, I was hard at work for you, scouring seedy comic stores along the waterfront, risking capture by the United Underworld, all for some Bronze Age lunacy to lampoon... for YOU.
And, there, right near Ye Olde Benbow Tavern, after dodging some nuns and a Salvation Army Band, I found it:
Oh, yes.... there will be lunacy.
You've probably never heard of it, and are even less likely to have read it (unless you're Damian Maffei). It contains...
But you can just call it the same thing I call it during...
THE ATTACK OF JEAN LORING'S BRAIN
here at the Absorbascon!