Tuesday, September 05, 2006

HC Objects: They're irresistible!

Delicious Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies, With Real Fruit Filling



Special Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling Rules

  • 1. Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling may be thrown as far as a figure's range; any figure regardless of range may throw them at least four spaces.
  • 2. Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling automatically incapacitate any figures in or adjacent to the square they land in; the token is removed on the following turn.
  • 3. The Joker is immune to the effects of Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

My God, I wish I had your free time...

Bill D. said...

If there has ever been a "My God, it's full of stars!" moment connected to Heroclix, this is definitely it.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

That I did not think of this very pog fills me with shame.

Anonymous said...

Scip,
I bow down before you...

Dr. M.

Derek said...

"That I did not think of this very pog fills me with shame."

Real fruit shame?

Anonymous said...

Blast! I was too distracted by that flaky, delicious crust to claim 'first post' as mine!

Scipio said...

"Real fruit shame?"

That made me laugh so hard that the dog started howling...

Scipio said...

"I wish I had your free time..."

Sh'yeah, says the man who customizes Heroclix figures...!

Art Williams said...

Extra damage for a lemon fruit pie against a Green Lantern!

Anonymous said...

Sh'yeah, says the man who customizes Heroclix figures...!

Touche'.

Martin Wisse said...

Should it not be that Hostess Fruit Pies with Real Fruit Filling only work on villains, not heroes?

Anonymous said...

This is one of the most brilliant ideas ever.

I don't care if I'm supposedly supposed to eat healthy for a living. No one can resist the delicious flaky crust and real fruit filling!

Anonymous said...

Another weapon to be used in my online Heroclix league. Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

FYI

DIAL B FOR BLOG doing Egg Fu tomorrow. Thought you'd want to know.

Norman said...

Out of curiousity, are these pies you speak of really that good? Will they prevent fierce wildlife, such as tigers from eating my party?

joncormier said...

If they incapacitate figures next them, how can they be thrown?

I'm just saying...

Scipio said...

"Should it not be that Hostess Fruit Pies with Real Fruit Filling only work on villains, not heroes?"

"No one can resist the delicious flaky crust and real fruit filling!"


"Out of curiousity, are these pies you speak of really that good?"

Don't know; never had the guts to try one.

"If they incapacitate figures next them, how can they be thrown?"
The incapacitating happens only after you thrown them.

Anonymous said...

Will there be a Twinkie variant available that only works on villians obsessed with gold?

Also, though the Joker is immune to the incapacitating effects of Hostess Fruit Pies, wouldn't they instead reveal his existence if he is hidden or disguised? (Sorry, I don't know the HeroClix term.)

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Anonymous said...

Also, though the Joker is immune to the incapacitating effects of Hostess Fruit Pies, wouldn't they instead reveal his existence if he is hidden or disguised?

Yes, they would.

Gigamatt said...

Best. Pog. Evar.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole Heroclix thing, but here's something for your next customization.