Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Evil That Dibnys Do


Not only is Ralph a cheapskate...



he's a lying cheapskate.

6 comments:

Shadow said...

Did he buy his wife a pack of cigarettes? God, cheap and stupid.

Allan said...

The Acolytes of Dibney are shocked by your lack of insight and wisdom! Our Lord is not a "cheapskate", he is merely a believer in the virtue of frugality. He is above the wanton wastes inherent in our vulgar capitalist society! And he is not a liar! He is, instead, a kind, thoughtful husband who does not wish to insult his beloved Sue (All Hail Her Memory! She Shall Live Again!) by giving her a gift unworthy of her glorious attention.

You can continue your libels, slanders and smears all you want, just do it knowing that the A of D will remain vigilante and thwart your unjust claims with the whole weight of The Truth on our side.

The Fortress Keeper said...

This is all because Elongated Man punched vibe in the mouth, isn't it?

Scipio said...

"He is above the wanton wastes inherent in our vulgar capitalist society! "

Oh ho! NOW you're asking for it, heh heh....

Scipio said...

"This is all because Elongated Man punched vibe in the mouth, isn't it?"

That is merely one of the many examples of the Evil That Is Dibny.

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