Welcome to Cats Are Evil Week at the Absorbascon!
No one likes to talk about it. Some people have trouble admitting it. But everyone knows it's true.
Cats are evil.
That why evil geniuses -- Stavros Blofeld, Dr. Evil, Dr. Claw -- all clutch kitties. How can anyone not know that cats are evil? Do you not watch movies? Do you not read the Bible? Do you not visit the Comic Book Resources Forum? Do you not love nature? Do you not play video games?
Cats are evil. In corollary, of course, dogs are good.
If it weren't for cats, Superman would have married Lois decades ago...
Cats are evil. AND ....they must be punished.