Thursday, June 08, 2006

Postcard from the Future: June 7, 3006

Dear Blockade Boy,

Well, my big dinner date with Colossal Boy last night was such a disappointment! He's tall (very!), dark and handsome and Jewish. BUT the rumors about him were true ...


Sigh. I mean there's nothing wrong with that, but when you're "Colossal Boy" it's rather a waste, you know? Well, I should have expected it; big guys are always like that.

Anyway, today I went to the park with Superboy and his wussy brother, the one with the allergy. The dog loved playing with Krypto!

Of course , I will have to buy Krypto a new cape...


once he... emerges!


Going out tonight partying with Brainy & Superboy (and probably his sissy brother, if he can stay up that late!). Brainy says there are some new recruits he wants to bring along.

Long live the Legion!

Scipio

P.S. Pete says hi; sharp guy!

11 comments:

Dorian said...

Colossal Boy is clearly a bottom anyway...

Blockade Boy said...

I hope you brought your spelunking gear.

jonni said...

"Size Lad"

No, really, the genius tag is well deserved. Well done brainy...

Ariel said...

Yeah, what IS that? All the big guys I've ever known have been such total bottoms. ESPECIALLY this one 'straight' guy I dated for a while (turns out he was cheating on his girlfriend with me, the schmuck).

Still, Colossal Boy. Oy, what a dreamy guy.

Doctor Polaris said...

Mwahaha!

You never cease to amuse me, Scipio. Sometime I should regale you with tales of *my* time in the 31st Century. Like that time I dated Emerald Empress. That was WEIRD experience.

tenzil said...

Bad news: Colossal Boy's a bottom.

Worse news: Wildfire's a top.

In all seriousness, gay comics fans like Gim Allon? For real? He always struck me as kind of boring.

I am learning so much on the internet.

Scipio said...

Doc: The Empress? Yipe! I can think of no more intimidating chaperone than the Emerald Eye.

Tenzil: Well ... his power helps...!

Ariel said...

Still, no one is dreamier than Brainy.

Mmm, soft green skin and the curtains match the rug!

Scotto said...

When did we learn that the curtains match the rug? I clearly missed out on some special non-code-approved Legion series. But the soft green skin is a rare find. Most greenskinned types tend to be all bulletproof and leathery.

Mallet said...

It's not a waste.

It's deffinetly not a waste.

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