So while Robin is baby-shaming Junior...
what is Batman doing? You know: Batman stuff.
|You KNOW he was waiting for some opportunity to try that trick for MONTHS.|
Just to recap, Batman jumped on a moving armored car, and with no purchase and in danger of being thrown off any minute, lassoed a branch from a passing tree, and wrapping it in cloth (somehow) ripped from his costume, fashioned a makeshift torch that stayed alight atop this speeding vehicle so he could smoke-out the driver. Apparently the utility belt DOES run out of smoke pellets, or Batman's just showing off.
Robin's been performing ridiculous acrobatics for Junior, rather than just plopping him in a secure bed in an unused wing of the mansion til he cries himself to sleep. Why did you take him out of the Penguin's cage AT ALL?
|Given your 'simple' solution to the armored car after you hung upside from a helicopter defusing a bomb, Batman, I shudder to imagine what "something more elaborate" means to you.|
Holy crap, I hope these two never have kids, cuz they are SUCKERS. At least they haven't involved sensible Golden Age Alfred in their--
|--oh. My mistake.|
So Batman and Robin decide to just toss their elderly butler around like a ragdoll to keep a baby amused. If that's not enough to keep you up tonight, then riddle me this: where ARE they and exactly how can Alfred tell Cousin Jane is approaching the front door?
|Actually, the baby can live to become the next Robin. It's Cousin JANE who will need to die.|
"Alfred; get the Oejay IllChay Ostumcay..."
ARE THERE NO PHONES ON EARTH-1? I suppose it would explain the Bat-Signal.
|"Well, that's it, Robin; you've done it again!"|
Why would he do that, Cousin Jane? Because he's a BABY. They also stuff peas up their noses and poop their pants. Why would they do THAT, huh?!
|I'm pretty sure I saw this on "Frasier" once.|
When you long for the innocence of old comic books stories... please remember this one and re-think.
|The Day Alfred's Hair Turned White.|
Gone forever, eh? Well, at least until some writer thinks to bring back JUNIOR as the mysterious foe who threatens to expose Batman's secret identity, kind of like the brought back Jim Gordon's boy as a psychokiller....