Oh...Scipio.

I laughed and laughed.
 

I was thinking a couple of days ago...
Captain America. The beacon of hope and inspiration of the Marvel Universe. He inspires the others to keep fighting no matter what the odds, a true Hero's Hero. The guy that went toe-to-toe with Thanos. The other emo Marvel heroes whine and mope, but not Cap.
How much do you think it would cost for DC to purchase Captain America and add him to the DCU?
 

I'm impressed that you managed to avoid using the third cover and the obvious jokes therewith...