Wednesday, March 14, 2007
"Half a Green Lantern is Better Than None!"
Ladies and gentlemen: Hal Jordan

Superpowerless from the waist down.
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What're you talking about powerless? He's so POWERFUL from the waist down that it even resists the power of the Green Lantern Ring.
His lower body will only decrease its power to that of Green Lantern-level if it feels like it!
His lower body will only decrease its power to that of Green Lantern-level if it feels like it!
Wait, I thought Hal pranced around in tights all day and changed into green slacks to fight space crime... How could I have messed that up?
By the way, where were you when Cap died? Do you have an alibi? I'm going to need you to come down to the station.
By the way, where were you when Cap died? Do you have an alibi? I'm going to need you to come down to the station.
Not many people remember Hal's "Haggar Action Slacks" costume, a short-lived change in the GL status quo back in the old days.
Hal Jordan's bladder control problem was a secret to everyone. Until the day when his ring's weakness to the color yellow betrayed him
Probably had his mask on the entire time and didn't know it.
The ring is only as clever as its user. Hence, giant fists are Hal's favorite construct.
Hal is an Idiot.
Lauren
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The ring is only as clever as its user. Hence, giant fists are Hal's favorite construct.
Hal is an Idiot.
Lauren
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