Decades before there were pretenders like Deathstroke or Prometheus, there was I ... I, the Killer Moth! With my Mothsignal and Mothmobile, I protect criminals from police predation and vulturous vigilanteism.
Sure, it's a gas-guzzler, but the ladies love it!
So, today I offer you some advice on How Not to Get Caught By Batman. I'm going to reveal some of the contents of my Futility Belt, so called because it renders useless the upholders of law! Ha! Ha ha! That appeals to my Golden Age sense of humor; Joker -- call me!
I have been asked to review some of the proper implements for protecting yourself from the Caped Crusader, some of which you have previously seen here at the Absorbascon, which I, the Killer Moth, am gracing with my criminal presence. Here are some of the proven tools that I, the Killer Moth, recommend for stopping Batman. Consider carrying them for your own supercriminal protection!
A Bear Head
Somewhat unwieldy but high in Golden Age pun possibilities!
A Punching Bag
Difficult to aim, but a successful attack writes its own punchlines!
A Bottle of Perfume
Also comes in hand with the ladies, when you're "Lady-Killer Moth" as I am!
Empty Water Pistols
Innocuous looking, but ...! It's all in the wrist.
Purple KangaroosI, Killer Moth, can get them for you wholesale!
Also useful in parking meters; nothing is more embarrassing than having the Mothmobile towed. Well, with the possible exception of having Batgirl knock you unconscious with a penny loafer and leave you splayed on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Or being deceived into thinking that the Boy Wonder is actually is the offspring of an alien avian race. Or being portrayed by Tim Herbert.
Sigh. Anyway, where was I ... ? Oh, yes...
Batman cannot resist them.
Purple-robed Pansies, Armed with Corndogs
Surprisingly effective and embarrassing. They will give him such a slap!