I was going to tell you about when (The) Doll Man joined the army.
|"Managed to get your shirt off, I see?|
How he was drafted and how important and unique that was among comic book heroes of the time.
|Lines are for the little people. Or people not little ENOUGH.|
That he was trained in a one-panel surrealistic montage.
|Who He Is and How He Came To Be|
When he decides to investigate a secret because he's bored and curious.
|Your own 'time to become the Doll Man' may vary.|
About how he assesses its function immediately.
|Like Batman, Doll Man is a scientist.|
then watches as things go awry;
|Sadly, not Doll Man.|
|Army regulations require all buildings be plainly labeled for our soldiers, but with camouflaged signs so that the enemy can't read them from a distance.|
|Doll Man Fact: due to his tiny size, Doll Man can breathe underwater if he damned well wants to.|
|"Someone drag Henry Wallace off the tennis court, pronto!"|
|The real crazy starts when the eyes disappear.|
|Can't comment on periscope-bending; |
too focused on Doll Man's awesome "but".
|Doll Man Fact: due to his tiny size, Doll Man is immune to vertigo.|
|Reminder: the last person who came back to 'face the music' in a Doll Man story got shot to death.|
|Surely there must be some faster way to peel potatoes at six-inches high.|
|I desperately want that parrot to bite him in half like a cracker.|
|NEVER buy a pet as a gift; ever.|