I'm sorry, is "I'm superpowerless... except from the waist down!" way too easy?
"I can finally realize my dream of dating an elf. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY 15!!!!"
"I'm back! The Corps' back! Now even you're back! NOT EVEN CHRIS HANSEN CAN STOP ME NOW!"...alternately..."I hate to admit it, but Slade Wilson was right! I LOVE 4CHAN!"...in other words, Hal Jordan is still a creep...
I feel like the original text is pretty funny in and of itself given Hal's track record with women.
"I finally caught one! Now I can make her lead me to the hollow tree---and take all the cookies I want!!"
"Thank God I found you! I'll call you Lil' Lantern! Won't Batman be jealous?"
"That's not the ring! It's all me, baby."
"Put on a blue leisure suit and you can ride around on my ass!"- OR -"What does 'MOM HO, MOM' sound like upside-down?"
"You're a little old for me... BUT WHAT THE HELL!"
"I used my ring to speed up your planet's orbit. YOU'RE 28!"
"Guess what, baby? My penis is in my bellybutton!"
Oh Hal...I don't even need to put in words to find you hilarious.
"yah I'm after your lucky charms, so hand them over."
"...and it glows green in the dark! Want to see?"
My own Kes Real Doll is here!FINALLY!!
This is how you do the Heimlich Manuever... BACKWARDS!!!
Kes. Heh. Laughed out loud at that one.
Hal Jordan is DC's Captain Kirk.Better lock up your daughters!(wink) Go get'em, Hal!
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