Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Shamelessly stolen from Diamondrock's recent post on Title Undetermined.

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# posted by Scipio : 4:53 PM
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I'm sorry, is "I'm superpowerless... except from the waist down!" way too easy?
# posted by Blogger Steven : 2/17/2009 5:05 PM
 
"I can finally realize my dream of dating an elf. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY 15!!!!"
# posted by Blogger Jordan H : 2/17/2009 5:10 PM
 
"I'm back! The Corps' back! Now even you're back! NOT EVEN CHRIS HANSEN CAN STOP ME NOW!"

...alternately...

"I hate to admit it, but Slade Wilson was right! I LOVE 4CHAN!"

...in other words, Hal Jordan is still a creep...
# posted by Blogger Frank Lee Delano : 2/17/2009 7:00 PM
 
I feel like the original text is pretty funny in and of itself given Hal's track record with women.
# posted by Blogger Will Emmons : 2/17/2009 7:06 PM
 
"I finally caught one! Now I can make her lead me to the hollow tree---and take all the cookies I want!!"
# posted by Anonymous TotalToyz : 2/17/2009 7:34 PM
 
"Thank God I found you! I'll call you Lil' Lantern! Won't Batman be jealous?"
# posted by Blogger GL2814E : 2/17/2009 7:45 PM
 
"That's not the ring! It's all me, baby."
# posted by Blogger Scriptking : 2/17/2009 8:49 PM
 
"Put on a blue leisure suit and you can ride around on my ass!"

- OR -

"What does 'MOM HO, MOM' sound like upside-down?"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2/17/2009 9:53 PM
 
"You're a little old for me... BUT WHAT THE HELL!"
# posted by Blogger feildmouse : 2/17/2009 10:12 PM
 
"I used my ring to speed up your planet's orbit. YOU'RE 28!"
# posted by Blogger Sleestak : 2/17/2009 11:17 PM
 
"Guess what, baby? My penis is in my bellybutton!"
# posted by Blogger David : 2/18/2009 1:34 AM
 
Oh Hal...I don't even need to put in words to find you hilarious.
# posted by Blogger SallyP : 2/18/2009 10:25 AM
 
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# posted by Blogger Club President : 2/18/2009 1:40 PM
 
"yah I'm after your lucky charms, so hand them over."
# posted by Blogger Nightwing Wannabe : 2/18/2009 1:42 PM
 
"...and it glows green in the dark! Want to see?"
# posted by Blogger Eric : 2/20/2009 5:57 AM
 
My own Kes Real Doll is here!
FINALLY!!
# posted by Anonymous Redforce : 2/20/2009 3:10 PM
 
This is how you do the Heimlich Manuever... BACKWARDS!!!
# posted by Anonymous Mike Loughlin : 2/22/2009 2:45 PM
 
Kes. Heh. Laughed out loud at that one.
# posted by Blogger Scipio : 2/23/2009 11:43 AM
 
Hal Jordan is DC's Captain Kirk.

Better lock up your daughters!

(wink) Go get'em, Hal!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2/24/2009 7:38 PM
 
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