Thursday, February 15, 2007

Hell-oclix

My brethren, I seek to warn you that Hell hath arrived on Earth, and it cometh in three flavors.

Blueberry


Cherry


and Pineapple

The traitorous god of the Old Testament who promised with the rainbow never to destroy mankind again now sendeth a rainbow to lay waste to humanity: Halo the Heroclix.

This is how it endeth, folks. The Three Flavors of Evil. The Brides of Abnegazar, Rath, and Ghast. The Powerpuff Hurls. The Triadic Popsicles of Doom.

10 comments:

K26dp said...

At least their dials stink, so there's really no reason to see them on the battlefield. :)

totaltoyz said...

Well, don't hold back, Scipio, how do you really feel about Halo?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're only really going to see Halo on Outsiders theme teams. I'd maybe play the rookie, since it's fairly cheap and has decent damage.

Siskoid said...

Outsiders theme teams? How uncool.

Ariel said...

Oh, I don't know. There's a certain coolness in creating teams solely to see them die horrible, painful embarrasingly pathetic deaths, don't you think?

Siskoid said...

Point well made, ariel.

Game, set, match.

Blockade Boy said...

Her eyes... what did they do to her eyes?!

Christ, she's got creepy fried egg eyes, like the guy on that old "Outer Limits" episode.

(Also, Ms. Marvel called. She wants her original hair-do back.)

Scipio said...

Well, it's important to remember how very small Heroclix are (about 1 1/2 inches). They look fine sitting on the game board but do not always shine in close-up.

Anonymous said...

Geez, Halo hasn't appeared in a DC comic for what, 20 years or so?

Scipio said...

Well, she was in 52 briefly this year.