Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Heartless Haiku
Oh, dear.
This will not do. This will not do at all.
This poor distraught girl. When I first saw this cover, I didn't realize what was happening, I just knew it was something strange. Then it hit me: this crestfallen person is trying desperately to express herself in haiku. But she's so upset she omitted the middle line and winds up spitting out:
How tragic. Just as Supergirl has ripped out this woman's heart, so too she has de-cored her haiku.
Help this poor woman by supplying your own haiku for her to say or describe the situation.
P.S. Ganglords have clubhouses? Who knew!
This will not do. This will not do at all.
This poor distraught girl. When I first saw this cover, I didn't realize what was happening, I just knew it was something strange. Then it hit me: this crestfallen person is trying desperately to express herself in haiku. But she's so upset she omitted the middle line and winds up spitting out:
Supergirl's stolen
kisses will cost lives.
kisses will cost lives.
How tragic. Just as Supergirl has ripped out this woman's heart, so too she has de-cored her haiku.
Help this poor woman by supplying your own haiku for her to say or describe the situation.
P.S. Ganglords have clubhouses? Who knew!
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Oh my, Supergirl's
Short skirt has gotten her in
Trouble once again!
or
How many poor folks
Must die just so Supergirl
Can steal some love?
or
I can't believe this!
I always thought Power Girl
Was the slutty one!
or
I applaud her choice
To embrace her sexual
Being. But right now?
Short skirt has gotten her in
Trouble once again!
or
How many poor folks
Must die just so Supergirl
Can steal some love?
or
I can't believe this!
I always thought Power Girl
Was the slutty one!
or
I applaud her choice
To embrace her sexual
Being. But right now?
Supergirl's stolen
kisses will cost lives--also
a surprise guest star.
Don't you ever knock?
Can't you see I'm busy here?
Go get your own thug.
You are just jealous.
You know my other boyfriend
is hung like a horse.
Silver Age Kara
is America's Sweetheart
even in Hot Pants.
kisses will cost lives--also
a surprise guest star.
Don't you ever knock?
Can't you see I'm busy here?
Go get your own thug.
You are just jealous.
You know my other boyfriend
is hung like a horse.
Silver Age Kara
is America's Sweetheart
even in Hot Pants.
Supergirl's stolen
from the candy store: Hershey's
Kisses will cost lives!
from the candy store: Hershey's
Kisses will cost lives!
# posted by 
: 2/13/2007 1:35 PM
: 2/13/2007 1:35 PM
Thanks, Scipio -- but kudos to Ardinger, too, for working in some seasonal nature imagery!
Verification word: "Cacul," which sounds like a a Wonder Woman villain, one who never stops laughing as his evil schemes unfold.
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Verification word: "Cacul," which sounds like a a Wonder Woman villain, one who never stops laughing as his evil schemes unfold.
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