Like wheat in the fall,Pa's cut down, leaving behinda boy and his dog.
"With all my powers,"as Christopher Reaves once said,"I could not save him."
Poor Pa Kent is dead,Victim of an attempt toImitate "Smallville".
What? He's dead again?A poor fate for a good man.Donner has issues.
I wrote a great oneFull of sadness, pain, and heart.Then Blogger went down.
Morrison did it*.He did it and made me cry.Man, I love Krypto.*In All-Star Superman # 6, so (I'm pretty positive) its not part of regular continuity. Am I wrong about that?
All-Star is not part of continuity, no. IN fact, All-Star is the very opposite of continuity, though many no doubt feel (like myself), than that is in some ways a bad thing.Here's mine:Y'know, all of this,And we will still never know:Just "Who was J. Lo.?"
Morrison did it?I guess I was mistaken.Sorry, Sir Donner.
Ah, I finally remembered what I wanted to write but lost when Blogger went offline:I bet Kal's thinkingDoes no one mow the lawn hereIn Smallville Graveyard?
Hmmm #1Two dead dads. Hmmm. It'sLooking less like bad luck now,More like carelessness.Hmmm #2Hmmm. If Earth had goneKa-boom first, would Batman haveA Kansasite ring?
"Seriously, dude.Yo Superman! Stop moping,and get my dinner."
1)Should be sad right now...Krypto has a better capeFor that: dog must die.2)With my heat visionI should have carved a bettergravestone. More ornate?3)Can't believe Pa's dead!He taught me so much of life.Krypto sniffed my crotch.Yea verily I hath missed Haikuesday...
Hard to take death soSeriously because dogHas a friggin'cape
Caution: This coverspoils a key, pivotalevent in Kal's life
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