Friday, November 03, 2006

The Wonder Woman Nursery Song, Verses 3 & 4

This is the way to spank the butt
spank the butt
spank the butt
this is the way to spank the butt
to please my strange Creator.

This is the way I'm bound and gagged

bound and gagged
bound and gagged
this is the way I'm bound and gagged
to please my strange Creator.

9 comments:

Ariel said...

Good LORD Marston was kinky. Yeesh.

Anonymous said...

So is it reasonable of me to be hearing this to the tune of the song people bounce a kid on their knee for?

Benari said...

That single panel with the tennis racket says so much about the Amazons. Not the least of which is that she considers it a "sissy spanker"...and the lady in green talks like a Drag Queen.

Paradise Island, indeed.

Sleestak said...

I've had people argue that Marston's inclinations in no way influenced the story telling in the early Wonder Woman. They never read enough Wonder Woman, apparently. That's some kink.

Scipio said...

"I've had people argue that Marston's inclinations in no way influenced the story telling in the early Wonder Woman. "

BWAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

It has always amazed me when I've seen people claim that Wonder Woman's reputation for this sort of thing had been blown out of proportion--when you consider the amount of B&D that showed up in the Golden Age material that they'd deemed suitable to reprint in the 60s and 70s, it only stood to reason that there was even more in the "unsuitable" stories. And now, thanks to the DC Archives, we can finally see just how much more. It's not for nothing that WW's two main weapons are her Lasso of Obedience and her Braclets of Submission...

-Mindbender

Hale of Angelthorne said...

"Good LORD Marston was kinky. Yeesh."

Mark Foley and Ted Haggard are kinky. Marston is off the charts.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Gerry, aka Superbear

SallyP said...

"Oh girl, what a spanker". You can hear the LONGING in her voice.