Hmmmmm...he seems to be performing Bat-to-mouth recussitation...as opposed to the regular kind. Sorry, that's all I've got.
"Could it be true that once you go black you never go back?Oh my dear Lord, it's twue, it's twue."
If I pinch his nose,Can he still smell my bat-breath?Alfred made tacos.
"Is kissing a suffocating man as hot as I've heard?"Without a doubt the answer is yes."
If I suck hard enough, will the hickey go away?Damn his tender flesh.
Or...Why is this guy floating in mid-air?I must resuscitate him posthaste.
It could be:"What the hell is happening?I was only taking a nap."Or:"Is he using tongue?That's totally not cool."Or:"Who are you my dark ebony stranger?Whatever your name, I am in love."
Not even the stoic Batman can resist the charms of Dale Gunn...
"He's not breathing. I fill his lungs with air."Suddenly, I think of Robin."
Would he survive the deadly asp bite? Batman tried to suck out the venom, but he missed the wound.
"On second thought, maybe a Mexican Head Rush is dangerous after all."
Do you know what turns me on?Black men with large birthmarks.
Batman: Even though he's looking at Robin while I kiss him, I don't mind. He lets me stick my gum to his neck.
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