Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Let's play the Translation Game!

Without knowing the language or looking up the scene in English...

translate.

13 comments:

SallyP said...

Hmmmmm...he seems to be performing Bat-to-mouth recussitation...as opposed to the regular kind. Sorry, that's all I've got.

creativename said...

"Could it be true that once you go black you never go back?

Oh my dear Lord, it's twue, it's twue."

brian said...

If I pinch his nose,
Can he still smell my bat-breath?
Alfred made tacos.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

"Is kissing a suffocating man as hot as I've heard?

"Without a doubt the answer is yes."

sterg said...

If I suck hard enough, will the hickey go away?

Damn his tender flesh.

sterg said...

Or...

Why is this guy floating in mid-air?

I must resuscitate him posthaste.

Allan said...

It could be:

"What the hell is happening?
I was only taking a nap."

Or:

"Is he using tongue?
That's totally not cool."

Or:

"Who are you my dark ebony stranger?
Whatever your name, I am in love."

Anonymous said...

Not even the stoic Batman can resist the charms of Dale Gunn...

Ed said...

"He's not breathing. I fill his lungs with air.

"Suddenly, I think of Robin."

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Would he survive the deadly asp bite?

Batman tried to suck out the venom, but he missed the wound.

Mike Loughlin said...

"On second thought, maybe a Mexican Head Rush is dangerous after all."

Haole said...

Do you know what turns me on?

Black men with large birthmarks.

Des said...

Batman: Even though he's looking at Robin while I kiss him, I don't mind. He lets me stick my gum to his neck.