Monday, May 13, 2013

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YAAH!  It's the return of comics' most terrifying aspect:


THE EYES OF HAL JORDAN



Okay, fine: the EYE of Hal Jordan.


As previously established, Hal Jordan's real power isn't his power ring, or his indestructible noggin, or even his "waist down" power.

No, his real power is the terror that lies with in his creepy creepy eyes. So today we honor it with a caption contest:

WHAT IS HAL JORDAN (OR HIS EYE) THINKING?

11 comments:

  1. You can always tell a Milford man.

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  2. Wow. I actually had to look that one up.

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  3. Clearly, he's thinking:

    "Hmmm. Yellow rock. I'll probably knock myself unconscious on this in the next few panels."

    Nah, that can't be it. Hal never sees the knockout blow coming.

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  4. "Wait for it, wait for it. Just wait for the campers to turn around, then their delicious pick-a-nick basket will be all yours, Hal!"

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  5. Oh Bryan. Oh Calvin. Oh...I love this.

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  6. "Sleep tight, ladies; Hal Jordan is looking after you."

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  7. AAAH NOW I CAN"T SLEEP TONIGHT.

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  8. C'mon, Sally; give it a try. Who would know better than you what Hal is thinking..?

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  9. "GOD, my hand is beautiful."

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  10. "Is that...Batman? And Doctor Light?"

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  11. Oh Hal. I know that Katma and Arisia are skinnydipping, but Gosh, you're a perv!

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