Tuesday, May 14, 2013

And so it goes...

SO much has been said and written about Hal Jordan and Arisia (as that matter was back in the day).

 Including this particularly ribald panel:
It's okay to nickname it, Hal, a lot of guys do; but 'the club'?  Really?  
You have have no imagination at all, do you?

But one thing that has NOT been said about it;

 it's a haiku. A joint one (joined at the hips, in fact), but still a haiku.  Which I have titled:

 "And so it goes..."
"WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
LITTLE SISTER.  WELCOME TO
THE CLUB!!"  "WOW. OH WOW!"

 What haiku can YOU compose about the pre-Crisis world's favorite squicky couple?
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4 comments:

  1. Bryan L5/14/2013 1:33 PM

    Sorry, Hal Jordan
    The fact that she looks eighteen
    Holds no weight in court.

    Or:

    Little sister? God!
    Couldn't you be less creepy?
    My skin is crawling.

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  2. Anonymous5/14/2013 2:22 PM

    Many editors
    Either came from outer space
    Or were damaged goods.

    Superman and -girl
    Discussing marriage? Who thought
    that was a good move?

    Or Slade and Terra:
    I imagine Slade drives a
    white windowless van.

    "Hey, you know what would
    make our villain extra cool?
    If he sleeps with teens."

    Would like to blame Hal,
    But creepiness was common
    In pre-Crisis days.

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  3. Nathan Hall5/14/2013 2:48 PM

    "So it goes" is what
    Tralfamadorians say
    when a person dies.

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  4. SallyP5/14/2013 3:37 PM

    Oh Hal, stop squeezing
    I cannot breathe anymore and
    you just broke my ribs!

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