"Our next witness--"
"Goodness, are you alright, sir? We had no idea that there was any problem with the ceiling tiles!"
"No, no, I'm fine; it hit me in the head."
"Please place your left hand on this Book of Oa, raise your right hand. Do you solemnly--"
"What's WRONG, sir?!"
"My god, look at my hands! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!"
"You're wearing gloves."
"Making it even MORE impressive!"
"Moving right along. How would you say you've been faring in the New52 universe, Mr. Jordan?"
"Could you elaborate?"
"Well, I'm the favorite of the guys in charge of the whole universe!"
"No, Geoff Johns and Dan Didio!"
"Everything's been arranged around ME! I got to found the Justice League, but I don't have to spend any time with them, because they make me look bad. Instead, I'm, like, the leader and centerpiece of the entire Green Lantern Corps! Which is the center of six OTHER corps they created just to make me more important! I'm the center of the universe!"
"I thought Oa was the center of the universe?"
"Not any more. Oh, and there's like over 9000 new Heroclix coming out that all center around ME."
"Mr. Jordan aren't you being a tad... solipsistic?
"... .... Ring, define the word 'soli--"
"Self-centered, Mr. Jordan. It's not all about you."
"Wow, maybe I should be an orange lantern! Oh wait; I AM!"
"I thought were the head of the GREEN--?"
"I can be ANYTHING!"
"All at the same time!"
"That's a nice look, Mr.Jordan; I approve. Now about your supporting--"
"The UNIVERSE is my supporting cast!"
"So, you don't like the idea that DC may be planning to reboot this entire universe as early as next year?"
"That would ACES."
"I beg your--why do you say that?"
"Because it could be BIGGER. And it could center around me from the START, this time!"
"No more questions."