|"What will I call my terrifying human-faced lamb/mummy/dog hybrid? I have it; Penny."|
HOLY MOTHER OF ANUBIS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?
Hawkgirl has always been an odd sort, but her--well, I'll just call it a "pet", and leave it at that--really takes the prize. Dr. Moreau himself wouldn't have spared it.
Sired by Anubis violating the Paschal Lamb and birthed deep within a pyramid in Egypt's Uncanny Valley. "Penny" is, as previously discussed, one of the most disturbing (pre-internet) images from the hand of man.
Disturbing enough to render Hawkgirl's haiku nearly unrecognizable!
OH MY GOODNESS WHAT'S
WRONG YOU LOOK POSITIVELY
TERRIFIED OF ME!
By the way, Penny runs away from Hawkgirl, who goes to search for her at the end of the story. She is never found. Penny, I mean. Thank Ra for small favors.
What haiku can you pen to commemorate the terrifying aspect of this zombie Lambchop?