Okay, let's go down the Pep Cover checklist, shall we?
- Yellow background?
- Pulp-style posing and grimacing?
- Thematic setting?
- Dusty flying through the air?
- Odd muddle of male villains, masked or hooded?
- Threatening phallic weapons, suggestively poised?
- The Shield grape-vining in from Stage Right with his Ready To Hit You pose?
- Random lady strapped down and in danger?
- Promo for strangely irrelevant co-feature?
But, wow... helpless blind guy in wheelchair? Now that's over the top!