"Hello, everyone. I'm meteorologist Misty Hazen, joining you, my colleagues here at station WFLA, and all citizens of Apex, as we mourn the loss of our treasured hero, J'onn J'onzz, the 'Martian Manhunter'.
"Services will be held for Mr. J'onzz all this week throughout Apex, so that everyone can find time to attend. Let's take a look at the forecast for the week so you can plan accordingly...
"Today the weather will be normal and seasonal, with large earthward meteors expected all over town.
"Tuesday, falling planes are anticipated in the morning,
but in the afternoon, those should taper off...
..and completely disappear by the late afternoon.
"Wednesday should be lovely in the city, with falling meteors,
but prepare for scattered crazy bullets in the countryside.
"Thursday, look for both sudden giant and freak waves in the area of Rainbow Beach.
"Friday could see some serious falling safes...
particularly in Toontown.
"Saturday should be clear, with the possibility of an automotive tornado in the Gawking District.
"Sunday, the weather should return to normal with flaming meteors exploding over mid-town."
"Wishing you all safe mourning,this is Misty Hazen, saying, 'Look to the skies! Keep watching the skies!'..."