While Flash enjoys some sweet sweet alien octopus love, let's chat about the latest instance of my being really really right. Smug, too, but that's a different subject.

As I mentioned here, I've thought for some time that the Lightning Saga (the Legion's current visit with the JLA and the JSA) is about bringing the Flash back to life (by that I mean Barry Allen).

What is nearly confirmed in this interview with Mark Waid?

Those who pick up the last issue of Flash: The Fastest Man Alive next week will get a big part of it there, and those who pick up the end of the Justice League/Justice Society team-up the same day, when it ships, will get another gigantic part of the puzzle right there too

I see! So the Flash, and the end of the title Flash: the Fastest Man Alive, and the restart of Flash at 231, all ties in to the Lightning Saga, eh? Well, whaddaya know.

When I heard about the new numbering and the return of Mark Waid to the Flash, I was worried that I was off the beam, that it was Wally that DC is bringing back.

Until I talked to Devon Who Erreth Not.

Devon reminded me that after Waid left the Flash, he said he "had said everything he felt he wanted to or could say about Wally West". Doesn't sound like he'd leap at the chance to write Wally West again, does it?

Ah, but writing Barry Allen... that would a different story. Many different stories, in fact. And it would explain why Waid had continued what other writers started, the thing that ruined Wally West as a character: tried to make him as much like Barry as possible. For me, it seemed no more believable than a boy wearing his father's clothes looks like an adult. The Wally West on the JLU was his own man and an interesting and loveable character; the one in the comics wasn't and he had left behind any hope of being that version of Wally West many years ago.

I'm no Barry Allen fanatic, nor a Wally-hater. This isn't one of those Hal-is-Great/Kill-Kyle-the-Pretender sort of things. But Wally got ruined by Linda Park and the Speed Force. Barry's been away for so long, he's got two huge and seemingly irreconcilable advantages: he's got great iconic and history power and he's a blank slate.

Barry Allen was a character before his time. Forsenic science wasn't sexy in the 1950 and '60s; nowadays it's half the shows on television. DC tried to turn Wally into Barry: the reporter wife, the freakish power level, the police job. They tried to turn Bart into Barry: the Allen name, the bookishness, the police scientist thing.

For pete's sake, just bring back Barry already. Then he can be the Flash and maybe, just maybe, DC can let Wally and Bart be themselves again: unique individuals whom we enjoy because they are different from Barry not because they are like him.

Then we might be able to enjoy the Flash Dynasty, in the same way we can enjoy the Superman Dynasty, the Batman Dynasty, the Green Lantern Corps, and the Aquaman---

Oh, that's right. Well, one thing at a time...

Labels: Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, sweet sweet octopus love

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in my comics/comic book store this week.

• Hey, Red Hood is an actual detective! He should teach Nightwing how to do that...
• The Headless Abraham Lincoln.
• Kid Amazo. He's fun and makes me disturbingly hot.
• We've got around 70 subscribers to the Big Monkey Podcast!
• Forerunner, the Not So Nice version of Harbinger.
• Finally, someone remembered that Piper is a Rich Pinko Commie Liberal.
• So, do you think there's an assigned rotation for who has to repair the Washington Monument? Kind of like Monitor Duty?
• The unflappability of Mary Marvel.
• It was good to see that Sleez is still around. It was even better to see that he isn't.
• At least I'm not the only person who gets his butt kicked by Big Mike at Heroclix!
• Kruger and Ross pegging almost every single hero's characterization in Justice; particularly Aquaman.
• The Women's Discussion Group at Big Monkey last night was really hopping!
• Am I actually starting to .... like Donna Troy? I think I need therapy.
• The Jean Loring Showcase is out!

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You know what says, "I'm a goober" more effectively than anything else in comic books?

Having two initials on the front of your costume.



Like Cat-Man, Elongated Man, Shakedown, and Dumb Bunny.


Wait. Wait.

Who am I missing...?

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Well, you're not the only one who remembered...





Of course, this being the Silver Age, the target is a gorilla...

Labels: Animal Man, gorillas, Silver Age, Starman, tigers

The next issue of the Big Monkey Podcast is now available on-line.

Wherein Jon, Jonnie, Devon, Ben, and I discuss Countdown, the Ultimates line, and the comics for kids.

Plus, a commercial from Derek Lancaster, the Super-Clown of Metropolis , and a special message from Latveria.


P.S. It is also available on the I-Tunes.

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For those of who weren't really in the game before the original Crisis, Superboy explains the Multiverse to you.


Note the progression of Bizarre Multiversal Translations:

A criminal.

An ape-like creature.

"Even a woman!"

If this panel appeared in a comic book today, entire websites to condemn it and What It Says About The Industry As A Whole would spring up like mushrooms overnight.

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