Is that Bart you've gotIn your rod, or are you justHappy to see me?
Still day, lightning flash.Crossovers with the LegionDon't make any sense.
Ultra Humanite, Per Degaton, Desperobig tease, never used
No haiku here, but I just saw the cover to JLA #10 online. Dear God.I know Power Girl's mammalia have traditionally been drawn superhumanly large, but that is just outrageous. I'm guessing this artist didn't date much in high school.
Barry's still not back,Derailed Bart in the process,Why did we bother?
continuitycan make my brain as'plodelike akira ouch!
I have a square headand I have very small eyes.Benes drew my face.
Hey, Brainiac 5.Stop pointing that rod at me.The Flash may go off!
Did you know cheetahsrun as fast as Jay Garrick?Only in Brad's brain.
This crossover provesDale Eaglesham deserves more Work than Ed Benes
You morons -- it's calledA secret identity.Stop calling me Clark.
Oh, well, whateverBecause the Legion is goodAnd more is better
That may be Bart inThere, but that rod is not asCool as starman's was.
Ten issues and twomajor team ups. Remind me,please, why I should care.
Oh..... Steven, I totally missed that about Bart.....So the mission wasn't about Barry of Wally, it was about Bart. Bart's spirit/soul/animating intelligence didn't move to the great beyond, it was secured in the lightning rod Brainy holds on the last page.Interesting, (hopefully)
Bart in the rod.... hmmmm... interesting...
If I remember rightBart Allen would be the last speedster any legion would usedammit I tried but haikus dont work for meI could never see Brainiac 5 depending on Bart Allen as the sole hope of anything, especially hes anything like post Zero Hour Brainy.
Lightning Saga suckedBut at least we got WildfireFor me, that's something.
The Lightning Saga:So bad, Millennium looks like... nah, it's still crap.
I don't care who you'vefought, sweetie, you've never foughtBrainiac 5. --Dreamy
The brand new productThat's sweeping the Multiverse:It's - FLASH ON A STICK!(OK, technically, it's Flash in a stick, but this is marketing, people!)
Ahem:Trials of ShazamTrade paperback volume 1?!Nothing's happened yet!
Mike Loughlin's haikuIs simply GENIUS you guys!JLA sucks ass.
Sorry Christa, I just used Bart because Barry was one syllable too many.
Spoilers for Sinestro Corps:The Sinestro Corps?Superboy Prime. Not scared yet?ANTIMONITOR.
They had me at Despotellis...
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