Cap's a catch.And even E. Nelson Bridwell knows it.
Cap's a bottom.Or likes to boost Junior's self-esteem.
Billy's an easy mark.Or a good actor.
Cap is chub-friendly.But kind of demanding.
Cap likes animals. A lot.
Billy visits prisoners.
They appreciate it.
Cap's really into vegetables.And vice versa.
Cap's sex life is strange.
But there's stranger.