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| 1. "I'm not really Jean Loring, I just play one on teevee" face |
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| 2. "We'll just blooming SEE" face |
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| 3. Explanation-Demanding face |
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| 4. Full-Blown Paranoiac Fit Face |
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| 5. Sweetly Nostalgic Face |
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| 6. "I killed Mary Tyler Moore and now wear her skin" face |
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| 7. "Marlo Thomas was next" face |
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| 8. "YOU'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!" face |
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| 9. "I don't know what I'll do if you're not in my life, but I sure as hell intend to find out soon" face |
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| 10. "I dig Ivy University" face |
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| 11. "Oh, and you don't know how to handle the CAR right, either" face |
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| 12. "Should I stab him with the pencil now or wait til later when he's asleep?" face |
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| 13. "HAHAHAHA you don't really think this will HOLD me, do you?" face |
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| 14. "I will hug you and pet you and call you George" face |
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| 15. "I swear to god if you put the wrong kind of sweetener in that coffee I will slap you into next Wednesday" face |
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| 16. "Tee hee, another fan letter from the Joker" face |
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| 17. "Oh, you're too late I've already swallowed Ray!" face |
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| 18. PTUU! face |
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| 19. "I'm from a civilized country, you scum" face |
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| 20. "If I skinned the Riddler for this dress, imagine what I'll do to you" face |
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| 21. "I'm in command of this starship now, ANY OBJECTIONS?!" face |
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| 22. "I--I broke my flamethrower" face |
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| 23. Succubus Face |
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| 24. "Thanks to my hand mirror I have just enough advance warning to cut Ray off with some vicious remark RIGHT before he proposes to me" face |
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| 25. "I Can Shove a Roller through Your Eye and into Your Brain Before You can Blink" face |
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| 26. Growing Paranoia Face |
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| 27. "There's a sale on flamethrowers?!?!" face |
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| 28. "With this evidence I can send them ALL to the chair!" face |
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| 29. Queen Jean is pissed! face |
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| 30. "And for god's sake, Ray, put your clothes back on" face |
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| 31. I'm Having That Awesome Dream Where I'm a Romulan Spy Again face |
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| 32. "Jean Loring is tired of tiny phones and the tiny men who come out of them" face |
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| 33. EEEEEEEE Face |
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| 34. "You are so ****ing native" face |
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| 35. "Who has just sacrificed his life by waking Jean Loring?" face |
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| 36. "And I also broke his tiny little body which is here in my hand" face |
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| 37. "Ray, today is a good day TO DIE!" face |
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| 38. "What? What're YOU gonna do?" face |
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| 39. Acting Oddly face |
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| 40. The Heh heh No One Will Ever Suspect Me face |
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| 41. "SALUTE MY BOOTS!" face |
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| 42. "Huh, I look almost normal today" face |
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| 43. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO ME?!" face |
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| 44. "FLICK YOU!" face |
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| 45. The Face I'll use to seduce the Spectre and make him destroy all magic in the universe and step on Atlantis so hard that GOD HIMSELF will directly intervene and put me into a personal orbiting prison around the sun because ONLY GOD HIMSELF dares tangle with Jean Loring |
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| 46. "I'm about to *PTUU* on you, little man, and after you have lapped that up, you will thank me and ask for more" face |
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| 47. "You have a full line of flamethrowers in stock...AND you're open all night?!" face |
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| 48. "You're a dead man, Gordon, do you hear me? A DEAD MAN!" face |
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| 49. "I look less scary as a Black Lantern than I did when I was alive" face |
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| 50. "Do you have ANY idea what will happen to you if you say no, Pedro?" face |
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| 51. "If you think Queen Jean fears bondage you are in for rude awakening" face |
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| 52. "THIS, people, is bondage, and I did this TO MYSELF" face |
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| 53. "The best part about being a lawyer is seeing people's faces when I tell them they are disinherited" face |
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| 54. "Do you mind, I'm on the phone laughing with my mother about your sorry performance in the sack" face |
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| 55. "Goddammit, Ray, check your appointment calendar, it's pirate dominatrix cosplay night" face |
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| 56. "EVERYONE is in trouble when I call you 'Raymond', Raymond" face |
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| 57. "Will shrinking help you when I throw you to that attacking shark?" face |
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| 58. "Why, oh, why does the white man litter by throwing garbage from his automobiles in this, my homeland?" |
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| 59. "Speaking of 'nukers' I'm pretty sure I could fit your pretty little head into a microwave oven" face |
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| 60. Atomic Ice-Cream Headache Face |
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| 61. "Queen Jean is frightened" face |
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| 62. "I hope you like microphone, buddy, because you're about to eat that one" face |
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| 63. Weeping Specter of Adulthood Responsibilities face |
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| 64. "Now serving VICTIM #1158!" face |
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| 65. "I'd rip the skin off your face!" face |
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| 66. "And you should probably take my wish VERY seriously if you don't want to lose that hand" face |
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| 67. "THE STREETS OF CURACAO WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF NUCLEAR PHYSICISTS!" face |
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| 68. "You wouldn't think it's funny if you could see my face" face |
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| 69. "It's called decolletage, you scum" face |
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| 70. "Struggling desperately to stifle a scream" face |
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| 71. "By the time I'm done with you, you'll beg for death at the hands of Dr. Spectro" Face |
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| 72. "Oh, god, it's Ray" face |
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| 73. "Sometimes I like to make-believe I'm Pamela Isley" face |
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| 74. Transquartomuralistic Relentless Terminator Face |
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| 75. "If you put your tongue in me I swear to god I'll bite it off and spit it back in your face" face |
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| 76. "IT TICKLES!" face |
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| 77. "At last I meet you, my rival, face to face, that is, until I rip YOUR face off with my teeth" face |
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| 78. " 'Queen Jean' if you please!" face |
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| 79. "Did I remember to put that severed head back in the refrigerator?" face |
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| 80. "I am SO glad I had Ray's severed head laminated" face |
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| 81. "My name is Jean Loring and you can start screaming it right NOW" face |
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| 82. "And by 'it' I mean YOUR LIFE" face |
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| 83. "Bunnies are sweet and innocent and harmless and everyone will love me if I'm a bunny" face |
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| 84. The Face of Using Your Insecurities as My Warm Blanket While I Sleep Uncaringly Through Your Emotional Trauma |
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| 85. "Sad when I think about what I'm going to do to you for not trusting me" face |
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| 86. "I hate comic books and everyone who reads them" face |
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| 87. "I love you like I love chocolate Easter bunnies" face |
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| 88. "Your science-fiction gimmicks do not impress me, little man" face |
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| 89. The "Goddammit I forgot my necklace of human ears at home again and now I have to make another" face |
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| 90. "I'm just so much HAPPIER now that I'm Eclipso" face |
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| 91. "One more word about that and I'll bite your face off" face |
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| 92. "Dammit, his pulse is still too strong" face |
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| 93. "But if this little bird, or you, are lying to me I will roast and eat one or both of you" face |
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| 94. Nursing a Stiff Drink Face |
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| 95. "Well, 'THEY" had better hope I never find out who they are" face |
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| 96. The Last Face that Poor Man Ever Saw |
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| 97. "Stop pointing that phony fountain pen at me, you lunatic!" face |
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| 98. "Waiter, the ice has diluted my drink, please bring me more human blood" face |
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| 99. "If my flamethrower kills you, judge, and I freshly after the fact tender you the flamethrower, you will be without recourse against me" face |
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| 100. "How can anyone for even a minute have ever questioned my total insanity?" face |
