In their second stories,
Superman
stops a war in the South American country of San Monte single-handedly.
Batman
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hangs a man out a window to make him talk.
Wonder Woman
brings Steve Trevor back to Patriarch's World in her Invisible Plane
acquires a secret identity,
makes a bunch of money with a one-woman show,
saves Steve Trevor's life two more times,
uncovers and destroys an enemy chemical base.
Aquaman
sinks a pirate ship with its own torpedo.
Flash
saves a child's ring from a sewer,
defeats criminal conjurer "The Brain" three times, and
gets demeaned by Iris West, all before dinner.
Green Lantern
gets hit in the head with the Yellow Lamp.
3 comments:
"We lamped him out!" How has nobody gone back to give this guy a costume? That seems like too DC a catchphrase to just be forgotten.
"The Yellow Lamp" is no "The Sign" as villains go. I'm just sayin'.
I am...the Lamper. God gave me a gift. I lamp well. I lamp very well.
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