Because X-23 is so enormously popular!
We finally remembered Superman used to be sexier in 1939!
They're back and they're bad-ass.
They're angry and ready to have sex about it!
Because this is effing HILARIOUS.
We put our psychotic kewpie doll killer on every cover for no reasons other than to appeal to sex-starved fanboys...but that's not enough! Nor is just ONE Harley Quin, so we've xeroxed a fleet of them for everyone's possible fantasy.
If the sensational character find of 1940 can't make you read spy comics, NO ONE can!
Turns out no one likes Fish Mooney in COMICS either! The leathery spandex is in the mail, boys.
Professor Zoom is back! Because Flash must fight nothing but anti-Flashes, fake-Flashes, evil-Flashes, etc. forever!
After 70 years at about 20 attempts, we finally learned how to make Green Arrow work... from the CW!
He's a rebel, Dottie; a loner!
Hoodie Hal with his bad-ass biker's glove of power. Why didn't we ever think of making Hal a bad-ass hooded guy before...?!
We know you liked BTAS 20 years ago so we're teaming Bullock and Montoya for the first time. Again!
Because a Deathstroke who can only defeat entire Justice League is so LAME and 2000s, we'll give you one who's coming to kick the ASSES OF THE GODS, OMGXXX!
Because someone finally sent us a member saying metrosexuals are OUT and lumbersexuals are IN!
Because quirky people need SOMETHING to read and what the heck else would we do with Gail Simone!