but, no. THIS is the thing I could not remain silent on:
|Presumably, Connery was not available.|
VAR EFFING TOX
|"VARTOX IS NOT THE SUBJECT OF RIDICULE!"|
One can only assume that the silent majority of millions of Vartox fans somehow put aside their vows of silence to demand that their beloved idol finally be given his due on television.
I'll say this for the showrunners: it is, in a way, pure genius.
First, Vartox is superpowerful and a physical challenge for Supergirl, if they fight... withOUT needing to be a Kryptonian. Not easy to come by.
|If only I had superspeed and superreflexes or could fly, so as to avoid his hyperstrength!|
Second, Vartox is firmly rooted in the Superman-universe but is NOT a classic Superman villain (such as the Toyman or Metallo). Nor WOULD he be used in any form in a Superman video-venture.
|You will NOT see this scene in "Man of Steel II". Or "Man of Steel XXII", for that matter.|
Third, Vartox is often portrayed as a sort of macho jerk. That's not a bad foe for a female empowerment figure like Supergirl.
|Vartox also talks like Julius Caesar.|
Fourth, Vartox has a separate history with Supergirl-parallel Power Girl.
|It takes balls to shush Power Girl. |
Pity he's about to lose them.
Fifth. No matter what they choose to do with him or his backstory, there is NO ONE who will object. Because no one cares enough about Vartox to do so.
|Cary Bates has done many, many things that other humans could not, would not, should not do.|
Looking at this and saying "a perfect foe for Superman!" is high on the list.
Sixth. If they manage to make Vartox cool, or interesting, or fun, or, well, anything other than just Vartox, it will (once again) prove just how good the showrunners (who also do Flash and Arrow) are. It's like these people look for the stupidest thing in the mythos they can find just so they can embrace it and raise it as their own child, thus redeeming it (e.g. Multiplex and the Rainbow Raider have already fought the Flash on teevee).
|Captioning this... would be complete overkill.|