Including this particularly ribald panel:
It's okay to nickname it, Hal, a lot of guys do; but 'the club'? Really?
You have have no imagination at all, do you?
You have have no imagination at all, do you?
But one thing that has NOT been said about it;
it's a haiku. A joint one (joined at the hips, in fact), but still a haiku. Which I have titled:
"And so it goes..."
"WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
LITTLE SISTER. WELCOME TO
THE CLUB!!" "WOW. OH WOW!"
What haiku can YOU compose about the pre-Crisis world's favorite squicky couple?
4 comments:
Sorry, Hal Jordan
The fact that she looks eighteen
Holds no weight in court.
Or:
Little sister? God!
Couldn't you be less creepy?
My skin is crawling.
Many editors
Either came from outer space
Or were damaged goods.
Superman and -girl
Discussing marriage? Who thought
that was a good move?
Or Slade and Terra:
I imagine Slade drives a
white windowless van.
"Hey, you know what would
make our villain extra cool?
If he sleeps with teens."
Would like to blame Hal,
But creepiness was common
In pre-Crisis days.
"So it goes" is what
Tralfamadorians say
when a person dies.
Oh Hal, stop squeezing
I cannot breathe anymore and
you just broke my ribs!
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