"Horrible, bulging eyes! Yikes! Good thing he doesn't have a gun. Wait. He doesn't have a gun, does he?"
That's really not very polite of her. He can't help it if his eyes bulge horribly! Use a little sensitivity for God's sake!
"He's wearing a purple hat - a fedora I believe - and a matching suit! Prince, the very sight chills my heart but - I think his suit is made of worsted wool!"
The sad part is, I'm so accustomed to the Starman-mentality that I didn't even think it odd that she failed to say, "Eek, it's a guy with a gun!"
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