Monday, April 17, 2023

Why Felicity Should Have Married Barry: a Very Short Photostory

MEANWHILE, AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR BARRY'S TWINS...


COMIC-RELIEF LOVE INTEREST FELICITY, OVERWHELMED BY HER OWN WIT, STARTS TO DIE OF LAUGHTER.

"CAN'T ... CONTAIN... GRAVELLY ... SEXY... WITTY... COMMENTARY...!!!"

FORTUNATELY CHESTER CONTACTS BARRY ON HIS PHONE, WHO LEAVES WORK EARLY (AGAIN) AND DASHES HOME USING HIS SUPERSPEED TO PLEAD
 WITH THE GRIM REAPER TO SPARE FELICITY.

"BUT, GRIM--I'M BARRY ALLEN!"

GRIM, NOT HAVING REALIZED THAT FELICITY WAS BARRY'S WIFE IN THIS REALITY, APOLOGIZES AND RELENTS IMMEDIATELY.


"OH, HEY, BAR-- DIDN'T REALIZE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT. THERE YA GO.
GOOD T'SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN."


"M..MOM..?! YOU'RE ALIVE..?"
"BARRY... HOW.. HOW DID YOU--?"
"I'M BARRY ALLEN. I DO THE IMPOSSIBLE. LIKE BEATING LEVEL 64 ON BLIKBLOK IN 60 SECONDS."

BARRY BIDS HIS OLD FRIEND FAREWELL.


"LATER, GRIM.  GIVE MY REGARDS TO MY MOM."
"WILL DO. TELL HAL I SAID HI."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really want to have something worthwhile to say in response to this, because it feels like it captures some things. Sadly, I don't know Sims or the Arrowverse well enough to be of much use.

"Smoak" is a stupid way to spell "smoke".

- HJF1

Scipio said...

All you REALLY need to know is: the rules apply to Barry only when he wants them to.