Sing along to "The Alan Scott Song!"

How on earth-2 to celebrate the news about Alan Scott? 

 Oh, I know.... WITH SONG !

Green Lantern is the gay to be!

Man-kissin' is the life we'll see!

Cape spreadin' out so far and wide

Keep Hal Jordan, just give me that old-school guy.

Earth-2 is where I'd rather stay.

 

I get excited seeing "gay".

I just abhor a "Penthouse" view.

Hal Jordan, I love you

 but give me GL Earth-2.

...The capes!



...The japes!

...Blonde hair!





...gay flair!

You're not my wife!

Good bye, shitty life!

Green Lantern?! I'm so there!