Hm, let's balance out the poofterosity of Red Bee, his puffy sleeves, and his "Significant Apian", Michael, with a really MACHO figure. I speak, of course, of
VIBE!
Oh, I hear you snickering. "Shyeah, Scip! Vibe's REAL macho in that outfit!" Yeah, well, shows what YOU know! Dude grew up in the Detroit barrio wearing yellow Barbara Eden pants, a loose neckerchief, a striped grapehugger, red Capezios, and a green hipslouching Jennifer Beals "I'm yours for a cigarette" fashion belt -- WITHOUT get killed. It's your classic "Boy Named Sue" story, folks. Vibe's the Toughest One There is.He's so macho, in fact, you may find it hard to believe he belongs on the team! That's okay; that's what people think about Vin Diesel, too.... Trust me, when those two say they can "pop and lock" they ain't just talkin' breakdancing, meng.
Naturally, Vibe would have Quake, Energy Explosion, and Ranged Combat Expert. Combat Reflexes, too, like any expert breakdancer would.
As Deathstroke flees the bees of Rick ("Please, call me Richard") Reilly, he runs around the corner smack into Paco ("The Human Vibrator") Ramone. "I'm gong to rrrock jor worl', meng!" laughs Vibe as he "quakes" Deathstroke, who bounces off a nearby wall, thinking, "oh, that guy is SO much better than Terra it's not even funny!"
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Pretty cool. Vibe looks really good.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I can't wait for the Pied Piper next.
(Who is, actually, the only costumed DC character who's openly gay. Which is a little sad.)
If you have an Extrano Heroclix, I think my brain will explode.
If you have an Extrano Heroclix, I think my brain will explode.
Um, Scipio?
The Tazmanian Devil is out, as well. I don't know if he's currently dead or not, but he is out...
Does this mean Steel is gay too? Hmmmm.
Steel?
Gods help us, no...
It just doesn't look right ... no no ... it's missing something ...
Ah!
It needs two detachable hands clamped on his overactive windpipe.
Yes.
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