On the first day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
On the second day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
One the fourth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
stiff corpses splaying,
GOLDFISH SPY-RINGS!
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
secret panels swinging,
stiff corpses splaying,
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
sly knaves a-bilking,
secret panels swinging,
stiff corpses splaying,
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
ladies informing,
sly knaves a-bilking,
secret panels swinging,
stiff corpses splaying,
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
head-wounds a-leaking,
ladies informing,
sly knaves a-bilking,
secret panels swinging,
stiff corpses splaying,
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Speed Saunders gave to me:
dapper snipers sniping,
head-wounds a-leaking,
ladies informing,
sly knaves a-bilking,
secret panels swinging,
stiff corpses splaying,
urgent calling words,
free red gems,
two bloodied tusks,
and a child's corpse in a bare tree.
5 comments:
You are so damn good at these things!
I don't want to tell you how to spend your time, but you absolutely have my permission to do more of these things any time you want.
- HJF1
I second that. Except now I've got "and a child's corpse in a bare tree" stuck in my head.
You and me both Bryan
THIS is the proper way to ring in the new year!
Excellent. Time to start rehearsing with my caroling group.
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