"I must needs get these dinosaur sketches to Lord Jameson for the evening crier's rounds!"
Today, a dinosaur even collaborates with Pulitzer Prize winner Lois Lane in composing a haiku I title "YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!":
"Relax, Clark. This is
Metropolis. Something's bound
to happen soon." "RRRR?"
Oh, Lo-Lo; how bad is it when a dinosaur needs to edit you...?
What can haiku can you compose about the poetic teaming of Lois with a dinosaur?
4 comments:
Oh, Lois, my dear --
How is it you need prompting
From a mere reptile?
You're not too sharp, miss.
Otherwise you'd notice that
Superman's RIGHT THERE.
How is it an ace
Like you can be deceived by
A pair of glasses?
Ah, I missed Haikusday.
RRRR? YAAAHHH! AHH AHH YAHHHHHHHH!
The sad dinosaur outside
Only wants a friend.
Lois might love Clark,
But DC rebooted that,
To Jurrasic times.
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