Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Batman: Death By Poetry


How bad-ass was the Golden Age Batman?

So bad-ass that not only would he kill you...

he'd do it with haiku.


HE GAINS THE WING WHERE...
"THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DIE!"
KRUGER'S SHOT GOES WILD.

THE BATMAN HOLDS HIS
BREATH AND FLINGS A GAS PELLET.
"AH- AGH! I'M CHOKING!"


Do not mess with Batman.

5 comments:

Bryan L said...

Soaring through the night
Batman gasses a thug in
an open cockpit.

How could this thing be?
The gas should waft away but
Batman's stays in place.

Stupid criminal
To think Batman is bound by
The laws of physics.

Sorry, too much to say for just one haiku, which completely violates the spirit of haiku.

Noah said...

Criminal pilots
Beware, the skies are not safe
Batman's up there, too

Scipio said...

Criminal pilots
are both a superstitious
and cowardly lot.

Nathan Hall said...

Me? I'm impressed
Batman threw against crosswinds
with a small pellet.

mr clam said...

It's not a haiku
It's got to be one panel
Two is just cheating