3. Batman. Yes. Batman . Oh, it wasn't flashy like the Dr. Light and Firehawk makeovers. And it didn't happen in Crisis on Infinit...

My friend Sean Fahey of CHUD needs some help: Need some help from the pros... I'm trying to find all of the issues that comprise the No ...

Who's the only DCU character who lives on Earth-Prime?

4. Firehawk There are a lot of bad people in Crisis on Infinite Earths: the Crime Syndicate, the Anti-Monitor, the Joker, Sugar & Spike...

Despite being hundreds of pages long, there is no heroic haiku in Crisis on Infinite Earths. The stuttering, self-pitying, sob-sisters of th...

5. Dr. Light As soon as vicious emasculating astrophysibitch Dr. Kimoyo Hoshi makes her grand entrance brandishing a sharp-edged clipboard ...

Why is it that DC's funniest villain, the Joker, is the scariest villain in comics and Marvel's scariest villain, Dr. Doom, is the f...

This just in from the world of Heroclix! The following figures are confirmed as being in the forthcoming "Collateral Damage" set o...

Life's a game, it has been said; so, why not death? Again, without looking it up, how many of the named characters who were killed (rega...

COIE Games: the Wavering Self-Doubt Game! "I... I don't know if I can handle this game; what if my mental powers are not up to the ...

Let's find some games in COIE; that might produce enough fun to distract us from the blood seeping from the corner of our eyes as a resu...

Okay, let's see... If we're going to try to find some fun in The Horror That Was COIE (Crisis on Infinite Earths), I guess the first...

The Absorbascon has its own way of looking at things. This week, in celebration of the beginning of "Infinite Crisis", we turn tha...

"Nggg Dammit?" Hm, sounds like a Vietnamese name to me... No, my dear, that's "the Fisherman" an "old foe...

"The essence of wonder is easily sacrificed for the attempt to look cool, even apathetic, in the eyes of our peers. The younger generat...

Why do people keep insisting that Koryak is gay? It's silly. He made one off-hand comment to Lorena (Aquagirl) about admiring Officer Ma...

My oldest friend in the world is an instructor at Drexel and needs a comic book writer or artist to work with him in teaching a class. If an...

Oh, sure -- it easy to create drama when you've got the Big Three at odds with one another, secondary heroes and tertiary villains dropp...

Everyone keeps egging me on to mix it up with Steve Englehart for this statement from his recent interview with the esteemed blogger and all...

Here at the Absorbascon, we try to provide relief from the emphermeral controversies of the fanoverse by sticking to higher priorities. When...

Yes, Clark, I can just see the headline now, "Kansas Lunatic Charged With Public Bestiality". Oh, I kid! This is just another exa...

My admiration for Aquaman's son, Koryak, grows with each passing month *sigh*. Haikuesday this week is dedicated to Koryak, who is tall,...

I saw this child's picture on my milk cartoon at breakfast. He seemed so familiar, as if I'd seem him before. I began to recall a na...

Captain Marvel, barely containing that dripping horny monster from a scantily clad girl.