We left Speed and Saunders-Girl yesterdayin a Lacquer Lake cabin, at the mercy of "Big Shot" Bettini, unproved murderer of author Philippa Rowen. Ever-polite Bettini makes a oddly highlighted offer to Speed...
Suspicious of the highlighting, Speed, realizing that time is of the essence and determined not to be Too Late again, takes the liberty of SKIPPING VOWELS to get to the point.
SNFF! SNFF! |
NOW Speed has all the evidence he needs, so all HECK breaks loose!
Speeds distracts the villains by trapping them inside an enforced choreographic reproduction of Pablo Picasso's recently painted Guernica, NOW IN COLOR!
Bettini is the Bull; I think Speed is the Horse. Red-stripe guy is the Floaty Face. |
In the scuffle, Speeds takes advantage of his superior knowledge of contemporary art (gleaned no doubt from book in the Metropolitan Library or under the tutelage of his cousin, Slow Saunders, Ace Art Restorationist), to (somehow) regain his pistol and control of the situation...
just in time for the arrival of FRANK, the Safety Patrolman whom he earlier engaged as backup.
"You are worthless, Frank. If it weren't for my weird fetish for burly strong-jawed mustachioed authority figures in leather sashes, I'd shoot you right now on the spot." |
Speed remands the villains into Hank's strong, if tardy, hands, and prepares to be asked for: THE SPEEDSPLANATION!
Betty knows she has ONE job in this strip. It's STUPID, but she's going to do it. |
HERE WE GO:
Speed should investigate the death of Billie Joe McAllister. A lot of people think IT WAS MURDER!!
ReplyDeleteSaunders-girl is no lightweight. She's disarming Tommy Gun Thug while administering a left cross. In her evening clothes. When Speed summons a girlfriend into existence, he doesn't mess around.
ReplyDeleteThe Guernica connection is inspired. That is all.
ReplyDelete- HJF1
" She's disarming Tommy Gun Thug while administering a left cross. "
ReplyDeleteDon't **** with gypsies.