Wednesday, May 19, 2021

One Through Five: Third Stories

In their third stories,

Superman


drags of bunch of rich a-holes down into the mines they own to convince them to improve conditions for the workers.


Batman

starts a fire, then stands and watches a foe burn to death in it, while posing dramatically.


Wonder Woman


saves Steve Trevor,

meets and befriends her sidekick, Etta Candy, and the Holliday Girls

joins a college marching band,

saves Steve Trevor again, and

meets and defeats her first supervillain, Dr. Poison.


Aquaman


kills a shark with a conch shell and saves the entire nation of Pearl Island from pirates.


Flash


defeats his first named supervillain, Captain Cold.


Green Lantern

defeats a bald scientist who has a battering ram and 

sexually harasses his boss.

2 comments:

  1. I'm sure I've said it before, but gosh, I wonder why Carol eventually developed multiple personalities to become two supervillains...

    Also, Snart probably should've packed it all in once he put "The Human Icicle" out as an option.

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  2. Golden Age Wonder Woman is a serious overachiever.

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