In their second stories,
Superman
stops a war in the South American country of San Monte single-handedly.
Batman
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hangs a man out a window to make him talk.
Wonder Woman
brings Steve Trevor back to Patriarch's World in her Invisible Plane
acquires a secret identity,
makes a bunch of money with a one-woman show,
saves Steve Trevor's life two more times,
uncovers and destroys an enemy chemical base.
Aquaman
sinks a pirate ship with its own torpedo.
Flash
saves a child's ring from a sewer,
defeats criminal conjurer "The Brain" three times, and
gets demeaned by Iris West, all before dinner.
Green Lantern
gets hit in the head with the Yellow Lamp.
"We lamped him out!" How has nobody gone back to give this guy a costume? That seems like too DC a catchphrase to just be forgotten.
ReplyDelete"The Yellow Lamp" is no "The Sign" as villains go. I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteI am...the Lamper. God gave me a gift. I lamp well. I lamp very well.
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