Many of you fans have wondered why I drag a kid like Robin into dangerous adventures against armed criminals. The answer is simple...
to serve as a meat shield.
Ha! Did I surprise you? Did you know that I, Batman, was such a person? Or, is that the OPPOSITE of what you thought I was like...?
Perhaps that is because that is, in fact....
I... KILLER MOTH, the original Anti-Batman! Ha! Ha ha!
Ha, I have fooled you; such is my cleverness! Oh, that I could see your astonished faces right now! But, why have I done this? As part of my triumphant return to the Absorbascon where I will be featured in ...
KILLER MOTH WEEK!
But why now, you ask yourself? Oh, you shall learn... but when I wish it! Ha! Ah ha ha!
The Lepidopteran in Leotards moves front and center! I may explode from happiness.
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