Anyway, like most sentient beings, it really doesn't care about anything other than itself, and so usually is pretty quiet. I mean, who's it going to talk to... Keystone? I can't imagine Keystone is much of a conversationalist; it probably just talks about NASCAR and American Idol.
Occasionally, though, if the situation is sufficiently dire, Central City will talk out loud to itself about its concerns (but unless you're Jack Hawksmoor, you're not going to overhear it).
Such is the case in this example, where Central City actually managed to compose a self-concerned haiku entitled "There It Is":
"It's enormous! A
tornado that size could cause
terrible damage!"
tornado that size could cause
terrible damage!"
How big does something have to be for Central City to consider it enormous? I don't want to think about it.
Do you possess enough sentience to compose a haiku about Central City or the danger it faces?
Central City:
ReplyDeletecity of flashes
watch as the red pajamas
pass from corpse to corpse
or:
in central city
we love our scarlet speedster
uh oh! a crisis!
OR:
Barry Allen died,
Bart Allen gave up the ghost,
Good thing Jay lives close!
Is it wrong that I want to move to Central City one day?
ReplyDeleteIf you move into the abyss long enough, the abyss moves into you.
ReplyDelete"phantasmagoraphobical"?
ReplyDeleteThat gets my vote for best portmanteau of the year. If "ginormous" can get into Webster's, this should.
A giant twister!
ReplyDeleteRun for your lives! Oh wait, it's
Just Flash's backwash.
All Central City
Cowers in terror at the
Vague smudge in the sky!
You only live twice
ReplyDeleteOnce when you move to Ohio
And again when you look Central City in the face
Wallace West comes quick
ReplyDeleteStreaks widdershins round yon storm
Wears only Speed Force!
(and a big grin)
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ReplyDeleteStorm at city's edge!
ReplyDeleteWill hit business district
By next Thanksgiving
Quickly! Everyone
Into the town's storm shelter
i.e. "Blue Valley"
To Central City
Jupiter's famous Red Spot
is a "dust devil"
Weeks to cross the street!
ReplyDeleteIt may be a twister, Em,
but it won't hurt us.
Haiku may be writ
ad infinitum, you see,
as the storm's too far.
Tornado that size,
compared to my guest bathroom's
barely worth looking.
We're still doing this,
composing storm verse. Wait.
Why is Wally back?
Thank you, Mike.
ReplyDeleteYou (and Jeremy's haiku) made my day.
Whatever the DC equivalent of "Excelsior" is. Maybe you could hold a contest>
ReplyDeleteI vote for "Pellud!"
Thank you for your article, quite effective information.
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It won't have effect in actual fact, that's what I suppose.
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