(A). An umbrella with sixteen ribs?
(B). Evening gloves in the day? I mean, really, dear!
(C). That's a dachshund obeying its owner.
(D). It's against the law to own two chia pets.
(E). That's Wonder Woman's car.
(F). There's no car parked temporarily in front of it.
(G). Not even Vic Sage wore a tie to chemotherapy.
(H). He's an American citizen.
(I). The plane is on time.
(J). In violation of the Clean Air Act of 1970 (as amended 1990).
(K). Factories have paneled wood doors?
(L) A grey hat with a brown suit and red tie? Catch me before I faint.
(M). Policemen must be over 18 years of age.
(N). Looks fien to me.
(O). Dr. Seuss was not an architect.
(P) Asian rent boys won't do that unless you pay them first.
(A). An umbrella with sixteen ribs?
ReplyDeleteThey're called ribs? I thought they were called...y'know...thingies....
(B). Evening gloves in the day? I mean, really, dear!
How else do you expect her to hide the needle tracks? Make-up?
(C). That's a dachshund obeying its owner.
Maybe its inexplicable obedience has something to do with its bizarre mutation?
(D). It's against the law to own two chia pets.
Only without a license and/or permission slip from the Queen of England.
(E). That's Wonder Woman's car.
Then why can I see it?
(F). There's no car parked temporarily in front of it.
Actually, I think that's where Wonder Woman's car is parked.
(G). Not even Vic Sage wore a tie to chemotherapy.
Only because Renee kept them hidden away, so she could try them all on while he was out.
(H). He's an American citizen.
Which is odd since this is obviously taking place in Vancouver.
(I). The plane is on time.
Only because it jetisoned the dead weight of four coach passengers midway across the Pacific.
(J). In violation of the Clean Air Act of 1970 (as amended 1990).
Yes, but a Canadian factory isn't obligated to follow American regulations, is it?
(K). Factories have paneled wood doors?
They do if they're a paneled wood door factory.
(L) A grey hat with a brown suit and red tie? Catch me before I faint.
Is it really fainting if you announce you're going to do it beforehand? Or is it just being a drama queen?
(M). Policemen must be over 18 years of age.
Only if you buy into their propaganda.
(N). Looks fien to me.
I told you this was Vancouver.
(O). Dr. Seuss was not an architect.
Neither was Judy Blume. Curse her evil soul!
(P) Asian rent boys won't do that unless you pay them first.
Ain't it the sad truth!
Haw! Brilliant, as usual.
ReplyDelete(Also, I have trouble anybody would build four Russian Orthodox churches that close to one another.)
(P) Asian rent boys won't do that unless you pay them first.
ReplyDeleteOh yes. And you better tip us well.
"DRUSG" is misspelled. Am I right?
ReplyDeleteWell, if it's "DRUSG" then it's spelled perfectly...!
ReplyDeleteLittle doubt, the dude is completely just.
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