Choose a flexible haircut that can be worn to the left, to the right, parted in the middle, brushed back, or combed forward. That way you can vary your look, because there's nothing more boring than looking (or sounding or behaving) exactly the same all the time.
For fun, work a stray lock into your 'do, for a look that's casual but not messy.
Experiment with product on the weekends. With a little gel, spike up your hair and spice up your life!
But don't get carried away with it.
Hopefully this will lead to Aquaman selling his own line of hair care products on QVC. If that nerdy Jonathan can do it, the King of the Sea can! And maybe he'll command a hammerhead shark to beat the holy snot out of that relentlessly-perky hostess, too!
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ReplyDeleteSo Scipio, it's come down to war now?
this whole haircare with Aquaman theme week is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI've ALWAYS considered Aqualad to be a menace.
ReplyDeleteHair...San Francisco...hair styles...San Francisco...is Aquaman trying to tell us something?
ReplyDelete"...there's nothing more boring than looking (or sounding or behaving) exactly the same all the time."
ReplyDeleteTruer words have never been spoken! The DC Writers Bible has that quote on the cover, god belss them.
Thank you, Doug; good to know someone else enjoys!
ReplyDeleteI never... NEVER.. thought you'd be able to pull this joke through a full week. And yet here you are, with it getting funnier every day.
ReplyDeleteMy hat's off to you, sir. (I keep what's left of my hair short so my baseball cap doesn't turn me evil.)
This haircutting thing is the best bit of blog I have read in sometime.
ReplyDeleteSan Francisco to you kind sir!
But it's okay to wear the same orange scaly shirt and green pants from here to perdition, so long as you part you hair on alternate sides every few days?
ReplyDeleteI feel like Arthur is being awful "Do as I say, not as I do."
Besides, if Namor is going to work on anything he should start with the eyebrows. And stop stealing Robin's pants.
I sure am glad you're back.
ReplyDeleteGail
Thank you, Gail! Only hairdressers should be allowed to write Aquaman.
ReplyDeleteSad to see you leave BOP, but very much looking forward to your next project...!
Yeah, I'll give you that Namor's got a lousy haircut (at least his head isn't a triangle anymore like it was in the 40s). But, you know, he still kicks ass. So nyah.
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