Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Let's play the Translation Game!

Without knowing the language or looking up the scene in English...

translate.

11 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm...he seems to be performing Bat-to-mouth recussitation...as opposed to the regular kind. Sorry, that's all I've got.

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  2. If I pinch his nose,
    Can he still smell my bat-breath?
    Alfred made tacos.

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  3. "Is kissing a suffocating man as hot as I've heard?

    "Without a doubt the answer is yes."

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  4. Or...

    Why is this guy floating in mid-air?

    I must resuscitate him posthaste.

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  5. It could be:

    "What the hell is happening?
    I was only taking a nap."

    Or:

    "Is he using tongue?
    That's totally not cool."

    Or:

    "Who are you my dark ebony stranger?
    Whatever your name, I am in love."

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  6. Not even the stoic Batman can resist the charms of Dale Gunn...

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  7. "He's not breathing. I fill his lungs with air.

    "Suddenly, I think of Robin."

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  8. Would he survive the deadly asp bite?

    Batman tried to suck out the venom, but he missed the wound.

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  9. "On second thought, maybe a Mexican Head Rush is dangerous after all."

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  10. Do you know what turns me on?

    Black men with large birthmarks.

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  11. Batman: Even though he's looking at Robin while I kiss him, I don't mind. He lets me stick my gum to his neck.

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