Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Blue Devil Grabs Some Tail

Like a blue moon. Or an alignment of the planets. Or winning the lottery.

That's what this cover is like:


This upcoming Teen Titans cover is the rarest of the rare because it sitteth at the intersection of three of the Absorbascon's Creative Concepts:

PLUS, it stars Blue Devil, Hellboy's Gay Little Brother (TM). We love Blue Devil.

So, we leave in your writing hands this cover an overmuscled horny bald guy in a tight black tee attacking from behind and reaching out to grab the tail of a lithe half-naked long-haired boy, both with their eyes a-glow...
  • Some of you will supply Cover Word Balloons.
  • Some of you will grace us with slash pic.
  • Some of you will put haiku in the Devils' mouths.

But only the most amazing of you will manage to do all three at the same time...
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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/19/2006 7:28 AM

    "You think you're tail's strong?
    Prepare it for the pitchfork
    of... the BLUE DEVIL!"

    (In true cover blurb fashion, "BLUE DEVIL" is written in logo.)

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  2. Anonymous9/19/2006 7:52 AM

    Oh, sure, make me prove that I'm as amazing as I think I am. Sigh, here goes:

    Word Balloons:

    Blue Devil: I SAID 'NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!'
    Kid Devil: I do my own thing, old man!

    Slash Pic:

    Out of all the things they did together, Blue Devil loved nothing more than to pretend that he was the Big Bad Blue Wolf, while his young lover giggled and pretended to be Lil' Red Riding Devil. After a good, long exhausting chase, they would fall down on the ground laughing and cuddle until the older man's cell phone would ring with a call from the talking chimp.

    Haiku:

    Two devils at play.
    One's blue, the other is red.
    They are having fun.

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  3. Scipio9/19/2006 8:05 AM

    "Lil' Red Riding Devil."

    Heh. Heh heh.

    I rented that movie once...

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  4. Anonymous9/19/2006 10:53 AM

    This is the word balloon Blue Devil utters. Ahem:

    "An urge deep within,
    Impossible to deny.
    I must have you, Kid."

    Word balloon, slash pic and haiku, all in one.

    Thank you.

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  5. Scipio9/19/2006 10:56 AM

    Now THAT is amazing. And from a Marvel fan, no less!

    Bravo.

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  6. Anonymous9/19/2006 11:13 AM

    Sorry, I thought you meant all in one comment, not as a singular totality. I shall try again:

    From the lips of Kid Devil:

    "When you chase me, Blue,
    all I can think of is the
    moment you catch me."

    Is that better?

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  7. Scipio9/19/2006 12:16 PM

    Much!

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  8. Ray9/19/2006 12:17 PM

    My haiku-
    Look at those Devils
    Advertising their love/hate:
    Blue top, red bottom.

    (Ray Cornwall, whyilovecomics.com)

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  9. Cole Moore Odell9/19/2006 3:48 PM

    A two-fer:

    "Feel the demon seed,
    Oh my estranged horned sidekick"
    Where's Paris Cullins?

    This is nothing to
    how the artist's ass will feel
    after Toth's critique

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  10. Anonymous9/19/2006 5:21 PM

    Do Photoshop entries count for this event?

    Because if they are...

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  11. Bully9/19/2006 7:22 PM

    I am deeply ashamed of myself, not to mention my poor Photoshop skills.

    But here ya go.

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  12. Des9/20/2006 12:19 AM

    Why the red skinned boy?
    Blue Devil is a commie.
    Note red patch on shirt.

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  13. Scipio9/20/2006 7:43 AM

    Bully;

    That's nothing short of brilliant.

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  14. Bully9/20/2006 10:47 AM

    Gawrsh. Thanks!

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  15. acespot9/20/2006 11:24 PM

    Bully's post is brilliant!

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