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The Loneliness of Aquaman Week.
How lonely does it get when you're Aquaman?
Oh, so lonely.
Particularly when your aqua-toughness is such
that your strange desires require
something with the punch of a nuclear warhead.
And apparently he needs a series of them. Shudder.
Where do you think he BUYS those kinds of toys?
From Vice-Admiral Fangschleister at the Pentagon, I bet.
Yeah, you know Fangschleister put the "vice" in Vice-Admiral!
The Loneliness of Aquaman Week.
How lonely does it get when you're Aquaman?
Oh, so lonely.
Particularly when your aqua-toughness is such
that your strange desires require
something with the punch of a nuclear warhead.
And apparently he needs a series of them. Shudder.
Where do you think he BUYS those kinds of toys?
From Vice-Admiral Fangschleister at the Pentagon, I bet.
Yeah, you know Fangschleister put the "vice" in Vice-Admiral!
My goodness, I didn't know they sold fleshlights that large.
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ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm ashamed to admit that I watched Batman: The Movie for what must be the 100th time yesterday and laughed my ass off for the 99th time.
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